Soap characters. Sneaky ones, scheming ones, sweet ones, and not-so-sweet ones. Small-business owners, and CEOs of major corporations. People who built their empires from nothing, and people who inherited their many luxuries without ever having to put in an honest day’s work in their lives. Family-oriented men and corporate-minded women. People who Macbethed their way up the ladder, and people who stepped up every rung without once stepping out of line.
When I say “people”, of course, I mean straight people. Gay people have no time for all the aforementioned frivolities, like exploring different facets of their personalities, or nurturing/destroying relationships with friends/family/classmates/co-workers/etc. They have their hands full teaching bigots and homophobes how to sing in peace and harmony. Or at least that’s what Days seems to think.